Kickstart your existential crisis in style with the Rick And Morty Traumatized For Breakfast Shirt. With Rick’s trademark apathy and Morty’s near-constant panic, this design says what we’re all thinking—before coffee.
Stay cool all day with the Women’s Rick And Morty Traumatized For Breakfast Essential Tank in forest green, perfect for layering or solo wear.
Printed on comfy cotton, the graphic features a disheveled Morty beside the brutal phrase “Traumatized for Breakfast,” a nod to the show’s dark humor and nonstop chaos. It’s the ultimate look for fans who thrive on sarcasm and sci-fi madness.
Wear it to casual hangouts, fan meetups, or anytime you need your shirt to do the talking. Pair it with jeans, hoodies, or your own interdimensional gear for maximum effect.
For those who start the day with dread and a grin—this shirt is your multiverse mood board.
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