Patrick Bateman Hip To Be A Square Smirk Shirt

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About This Product: Patrick Bateman Hip To Be A Square Smirk Shirt

This shirt freezes Patrick Bateman in a quiet black and white moment, glasses on, hair perfectly set, and the phrase about being hip to be a square running across the top. The background of office blinds and soft light makes it feel like a candid scene just before he launches into one of his overly polished monologues about music and taste. Because the colors are stripped away, all the focus sits on his expression, a calm smile that fans know hides something a lot darker. The design feels almost wholesome at a distance, which makes it even funnier once people catch the reference. It is a great pick for those who enjoy the dry humor in American Psycho and want a tee that feels low key enough for everyday wear while still sending a little wink to other fans.

Patrick Bateman Hip To Be A Square Smirk Shirt on black v-neck shirt for men graphic tee
Minimal black v neck tee for a slightly sharper look.

This shirt comes in multiple styles, including unisex T-shirt, women's T-shirt, long sleeve T-shirt, V-neck T-shirt, unisex pullover hoodie, unisex sweatshirt, and tank top. It is available for all ages and genders, from toddlers and kids to youth and adults.

Material, sizing and shipping details

Fiber composition - Solid colors: 100% cotton
- Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Hoodies and sweatshirts: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Printing technologyDIGISOFT and DTG
StyleT-shirts, hoodies, tank tops, sweatshirts, V-necks, youth tees, kids tees, long sleeve tees, and more.
GenderMen, women, unisex, youth, kids
ColorPrinted on a range of different colors
SizeWide size range from S to 5XL
Product brandBella+Canvas, Gildan, Next Level
ShippingShips to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, all EU and Scandinavian countries, Brazil, Australia, New Zealand, and Japan

Fit, Sizing and Care FAQs

What does the fabric and fit feel like?
soft cotton or cotton blend with a regular unisex block keeps the tee comfortable across the chest and sleeves without feeling tight.
How do I pick the right size?
Sizes S to 5XL (youth and adult options). Choose your usual size for a classic look or size up if you prefer a looser street style fit.
How do I look after the print and fabric?
Follow these basics for long wear: turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low, avoid bleach. Hang dry when you can for a softer feel.

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